The Wild Old Man

An old man shopping at a department store for a gift for his wife w

continious laugh series.

1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho. 
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi. 


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na. 
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor. 


Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna. 
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai 

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. 
Patient: teek hai doctor 
(ek hafte ke baad) 
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? 
Patient: nahi doctor. 
Doctor: kyu nahi? 
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

teacher students 3

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche? 
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha 
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha 

santa banta jokes pack.(series).

Santa: main shaadi karke khush rahna chaahtaa hoo. 
Banta: arey yaar, mazaak mat karo. hasne ki mood nahi hai. 


Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to mujhe pitaji mat bulaana. 
kuch din ke baad, 

teacher students 3

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche? 
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha 
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha 

husband wife again..........

Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho. 
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho 

santa banta returns jokes series.

Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho? 
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo 
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya? 

doctor jokes series

Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya? 
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the 

Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?

continious laugh series

1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho. 
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi. 


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na. 
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna. 
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla oper

pati patni

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? 
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? 
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga

teacher to students 2

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? 
Student: vidya ke khaatir 
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? 
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

teacher to students

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? 
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi .

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